Rather than covet too much today, I'm going to sit in my corner and grumble about symbols and nonsense, but I will also leave you a link to a reading of the Declaration of Independence by Thomas Jefferson himself! Or Bill Barker, as the case may be.
Now, all you folks in North Carolina, please be careful when you go down to South of the Border to get fireworks. You really should have taken care of this already.
Hot dogs and funnel cake,