Things I understand on an intellectual level: it's still August, and Halloween is more than two months off. Things I don't care about: the fact that Halloween is more than two months off. Why don't I care? Because of this totally insane-o piece of body jewelry:
I mean, really: who's saying you can't wear this some other time? Or that it's too early to plan your costume? Besides, I need someone to buy this so I can live vicariously through his/her adventures. Any takers?
Buy through GirlProps for $119.99.
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