Everyone wants to be a superhero, right? Going faster than a speeding bullet, or using our batarangs to fight crime? If you want to start your training early, you've got to tie a towel around your neck, so you know how to maneuver around a cape, and slide across the dining room floor in your socks to work your way up bullet speeds.
And I have just the socks for this purpose!
They have little capes! Is this perfect, or is this the best thing ever? (Answer: YES.) I know Edna Mode said "NO CAPES!" but by the time you're flying around jet engines you'll probably have super boots or something.
They come in Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman. Buy through ThinkGeek for $9.99.
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