Do you remember Pee-Wee Herman? I do, and most of my memories of him are fantastic. For example, there's that great bike of his. (Even the ones where Paul Reubens isn't Pee-Wee Herman but instead is, say, a drug-dealing hairdresser.) So why not buy yourself an environmentally-friendly canvas bag enblazoned with Herman's visage?
Take him with you to the store or the beach, or even the airport. He's versatile and travels well!
Buy through Etsy for $16.99.
Image via Etsy.