Tuesday, November 15, 2011

The What We Covet Holiday Gift Guide 2011, Part 7: The Cultured Gentleperson

Now, today, everyone is struggling, and that means that even your classiest, most cultured friend might not be able to make it to the dress circle at the theater. Your friend may even be stuck in the balcony. What to do? You can't afford season tickets for the orchestra section, but you do want to acknowledge the conundrum.

Why, you buy your friend a pair of opera glasses, of course! With a pair of brass opera glasses, your friend will be able to see the stage anywhere in the theater, and the riffraff won't have a chance to think that they are among friends and peers. Just a thrifty gentleman or lady trying to enjoy a play.

Perhaps your friend will even have you along one evening. You may need to purchase your own pair.


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