Monday, April 30, 2012

Hiatus 2012

Hello and welcome to the last day of April!

Well, there's good news and there's bad news on the horizon for What We Covet. The bad news: we're going on hiatus until July 9th. The good news: we're on hiatus so Cate can finish grad school and take a much-needed break (and also because Maureen didn't put up a fight when Cate first floated the idea of calling a time-out, which Cate took as a sign that it was meant to be). Meanwhile, here are some things you should know:

1) The Tumblr portion of this program will proceed without interruption, in part because it's much easier to blog ahead on Tumblr and in part because Cate has trouble saying no to Tumblr. (Seriously.)

2) Our Facebook page will also be up and running! Cate posts content there on the 5th of each month, and Maureen posts there on the 15th. 

3) Although we won't be posting here between now and July, we will be implementing some changes to the site as time allows. This will include:
- A simple redesign
- New informational pages about Cate and Maureen (because we love to talk about ourselves)
- A different People We Covet format (coming soon to a Facebook near you, on the 25th of the month, as always)
- An updated Blogs We Covet list (if you'd like to be included, please let us know and we'll do what we can to accommodate you)
- Maybe a few surprises? You'll just have to check back to find out!

4) We can always be reached via our e-mail: whatwecovet@gmail.com. Questions, comments, random musings, gifts, and bribes are welcome! 

As ever, we appreciate your support. Enjoy the rest of spring and the first part of summer, and we'll see you after the 4th of July holiday!

Snuggles and sno-cones, 
 
-Cate and Maureen-

Friday, April 27, 2012

Orange You Glad?

Gentle readers, I find myself facing a dilemma, brought on by a recent perusal of Net-a-Porter. As it turns out, I'm growing quite fond of Victoria Beckham's namesake fashion line. On the surface, this doesn't seem problematic, I'm sure. But we're talking about a woman who finds it difficult to smile under any circumstances, even during such a joyous occasion as the royal wedding. Let it be known that I have trouble trusting anyone who can't allow herself to at least feign happiness on the Greatest Day Ever (NO I WILL NOT LET IT GO THANK YOU VERY MUCH).

And yet. There's this, from her handbag line:


A simple leather clutch in the most fantastic shade of orange. It makes me want to smile, even if Poshy resists the temptation herself. Of course, at that price, it's a moot point--sheer covetousness on my part, and barely a drop in the bucket for the wife of Mr. I-Have-Trouble-Keeping-Myself-Fully-Clothed. After all, she has what might be the most enviable collection of Birkins and Kellys on the planet (and, for the record, what you see at that link doesn't even cover the bulk of her Hermès bags). 

I suppose I'll have to separate the lady from her works in this case and focus on the exquisite lines of Beckham's fashion rather than the harsh line of her mouth.


Image via Net-a-Porter.

-Cate-

Thursday, April 26, 2012

DON'T LOOK AT IT, MARION

You've already looked, haven't you?

Today I'm coveting a tiny piece of movie merchandise. If you know me, you know that I enjoy the occasional swashbuckling action movie, and some of my favorites are those featuring good old Indiana Jones, sometimes-professor and most-times archaeologist.

He made his debut in Raiders of the Lost Ark, where he did his part in keeping the Nazis' dirty hands off the Ark of the Covenant.  (According to our sources, top men are now working on it.)

Now, thanks to our pals at Archie McPhee, we can own our very own itty bitty Ark of the Covenant!


The wrath of God is not included (thank goodness).  So you can open it up and store all your favorite tiny things.  I don't know what kind of weird tiny things you have, though, so I'm not offering suggestions.

Buy through Archie McPhee for $12.95.

Image via the same.

Maureen

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

People I Do Not Covet: Design Stealers

All right, let me apologize from the outset: I did not start this month intending to write a People I Do Not Covet post. This is a spur-of-the-moment Bloggy Cate Special inspired by some upsetting things I've seen recently. Please, allow me to share them with you.

Look at this picture:


Now look at this one:


Look at this picture:


Now look at this one:


Look at this picture:


Now look at this one:


Look at this picture:


And finally at this one:


The more sharp-eyed of you will have noticed something in looking at these eight shoes: the top in each series differs only slightly from the bottom. In the first series, it's a color and height change. In the second series, it's a color change, along with a minute buckle change. In the third, it's a color, buckle, proportion, and sole-incline change. In the last, it's a color, stitching, and sole-incline change. In each case, there is also a difference in the quality of the materials. However, each design is similar enough (and, in the case of the second set, so subtly different as to make finding a change difficult) that I experienced a strong sense of déjà vu.

These, ladies and gentlemen, are cases of design stealing.

Here's some background information for each set:

1) Top shoe: the DeTamble by ALDO (still available for purchase but not for the faint of heart; the heel is 5.75 inches). Bottom shoe: the Peep-Toe Platform Dress Heel from ELLE (also available, with a lower heel, though I of course refuse to link to the imposters).

2) Top shoe: the Maleena Wedge by Coach (sold last year and no longer available for retail purchase). Bottom shoe: the Matisse Joss Wedge Sandal by Matisse (available this year).

3) Top shoe: the Straratata by Christian Louboutin (sold in 2010 and no longer available for retail purchase). Bottom shoe: the Evangel Platform by Jessica Simpson (available this year).

4) Top shoe: the Two-Tone Elastic Espadrille Wedge by Tory Burch (sold last year and no longer available for retail purchase). Bottom shoe: the Ravishing Platform by MIA (available this year).

In the case of the first, second, and fourth shoes, I noticed the copies in the course of my blogging research because I lusted after the Coach Maleena and even tried them on but couldn't walk well in them, ordered the ALDO DeTamble (in a different color) and sent them back because the heel was too tall, and ordered the Tory Burch Two-Tone but returned them because they didn't fit quite right in the heel (a tragedy, I tell you). The third shoe--the Loub--was blogged about at Jezebel and Talk Shoes, respectively.

Here's the thing: I understand the need for affordable, designer-inspired fashion. Not everyone can afford to blow their paychecks on high-end accessories, and there's no shame in that (I'm one of those girls!). However, as someone who strongly believes in protecting intellectual property--including specific designs--I cannot agree with the way these secondary shoes have been produced. They appear to be intentionally made to confuse the consumer (and, in the case of the Jessica Simpson shoe, almost shamelessly so--the Evangel is still available even after two high-profile websites called the company out).

So ladies (and sartorially-inclined gents), please: when you go out looking for affordable things, try to be conscious of what you're really buying. Strive for a look-for-less aesthetic, not a replica-for-less one. As children, stealing is one of the activities we're taught to eschew. Why should that be any different in the clothing world?

Images (from top to bottom) via ALDO, Kohl's, Polyvore, Revolve Clothing, HiddenGarments, Jessica Simpson, LovingYou, and Bon-Ton.

-Cate-

PS On a happier note, this also happened.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Roped In

I'm a pretty big fan of L.A.M.B. shoes and handbags, as well as a black-and-white color palette, so it should come as a surprise to approximately no one that I'm coveting this particular shoe today:


It's a badass take on the resort aesthetic, and it might even pair well with that Reed Krakoff bracelet I coveted two weeks back. Personally, I'd wear this heel with a pencil skirt and a jewel-toned top. How would you style it?


Image via Revolve Clothing.

-Cate-

Friday, April 20, 2012

Chia Obama

My brother, being older and thus infinitely wiser than I, somehow knows exactly what to give me for holidays? Like one time he got me tickets to a David Bowie concert, which was pretty genius. Oh, and there was the time he gave me a Yuengling on my birthday, though that wasn't strictly a gift. And then last Christmas he reached the pinnacle of his genius, maybe with a little help from his wife: he gave me an Obama Chia Pet.


If that doesn't make you want to run out and buy one for yourself right now, I don't know what will.

Unfortunately, since I have no horticultural skills whatsoever, Chia Obama is not flourishing under my guidance. He has a bald spot, and possibly a wasting disease, but he amuses me, so I think I'll let him stick around. Besides, Chia Obama comes with enough seeds for three plantings, so if I fail this time, I can always try again. Wouldn't you like to try it out, too?

Buy through Chia for $19.95.

Image via my kitchen.

-Cate-

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Poetic Postage

So, I'm pretty smug when it comes to the mail. It's always "Stamps this!" and "Save the Postal Service that!"

Well, we have to save the Postal Service, because the Postal Service seems to be in the business of making my dreams come true. Dreams I didn't even know I had. Dreams for stamps with twentieth-century poets on them.



Look at all these poets! Brodsky! Stevens! Williams! Plath! Levertov! On stamps! If you're smug like me, this is what you need. You just stick your favorite poet--or your least favorite poet, or a poet you've never heard of if that's the case--on your envelope and send it off to one of your Philistine friends who will have no idea who William Carlos Williams is beyond something about chickens. (You, of course, know a little something about some plums, am I right? I'm so right.)

As an added bonus, these stamps--like all first-class stamps produced from now on--are Forever stamps! So stock up! Send people poet letters for less than fifty cents for the rest of your life! They will be officially issued on April 21.

Buy through the Postal Store for $4.50 for a block of ten or $9.00 for a sheet of twenty.

Image via the same.

Yours sincerely,

Maureen


PS: Blogger just changed its look. I don't understand what's happening right now, so bear with me.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Oh, Canada

I have long envied Canadians for their money. It's so stylish and colorful! The reverses of their banknotes aren't boring old buildings! (The US two-dollar bill also lacks a building, but those are harder for me to get than Canadian coins.)

Then, the Royal Canadian Mint went nuts and started making colorful coins, including a (non-circulating) series based on Canadian cryptids:


That's a Sasquatch quarter, folks. A quarter with Sasquatch on it.

But THEN. THEN, they decide that wasn't enough.


That's a dinosaur. A Pachyrhinosaurus lakustai. I'm not sure what that is, but it's awesome.

Also, its skeleton glows in the dark.

Buy your own glow-in-the-dark dinosaur quarter through the Royal Canadian Mint for $29.95 CAD.

Images via here and here.

Maureen

Monday, April 16, 2012

"I'm Covered in Bees!"

For those of you who don't know, I'm a little bit in love with Eddie Izzard. (Fact: Eddie Izzard does not know this.) (Fact: a girl can still dream.)

If you have never witnessed the genius that is an Eddie Izzard sketch, I feel bad for you. Here's one that you should watch before I launch into my covetousness today:


In the event that you like your women like you like your coffee (covered in bees), here's a shirt for you:


Of course, not everyone will understand it, but this is how you can gauge whether or not you want to be friends with a person. You: "Are you covered in bees?" Potential Friend: "Who would do that?" You: "NEXT."

Or maybe I'm the only one who approaches life that way.

Buy through Eddie Izzard's online store for $32.40.

Image via Eddie Izzzard.

-Cate-

Friday, April 13, 2012

Broken Brilliance

If there's one thing I love more than any other, it's clean lines. But sometimes I find something so great I can't pass it up, clean lines or not, and this week, it's the Reed Krakoff Punk Bangle:


There's something perfect about the destruction here: purposeful, and just this side of overdone. It calls to mind Lisbeth Salander as brought to life by Rooney Mara, and that's a reference I can live with. Check it out today!


Image via Reed Krakoff.

-Cate-