I don't have a guest room, but if I did, this is where my guests would spend their nights:
Toast! It is shaped like toast! What could be cooler?
Because Cate and I are young and hip, we're allowed to put our guests up on toast-shaped air mattresses. One day we won't be too broke to buy toast-shaped air mattresses. Maybe on that day we will still be young and hip.
Buy through Archie McPhee for $169.95.
Image via Archie McPhee.